Friday, June 19, 2009

Hey guys, confirmed with Mdm Goh liao, no supplementary next week.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hey, just heard from Sylvia that next week no supplementary, cos of the H1N1. :( She said that Mdm Chia and Mr Kassidy's class (I think) also cancelled supp... But as to whether it is true or not, I'll check with Mdm Goh again. Byeee~!
Cheers.
Cheryl.

Hello 6 gracers!
Enjoying your holidays?Remember,remedial starts next week!Starting from 8 am with MT, and ending at 11.50 am with science. The holidays seem to end so fast...Oh well. Hope you all have completed your homework! I just completed all my chinese ones today. The rest are still with Mdm Goh. Signing off now!(:

Damian

Friday, June 12, 2009

Hey guys! Have a laugh!

(Act 1)

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute........"
Ah Beng: "Thank you" and hang up the phone.

(Act 2)

At a bar in New York, the man sitting next to Ah Beng told the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?" Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

(Act 3)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend."It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said. "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked. Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look ! ! at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

(Act 4)

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'." The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!" Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"

Host : "Quiet please."

Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, I don't need their help! I got more original answer.My answer is "Gu ni!" (milk in Hokkien)

(Act 5)

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support. Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."

(Act 6)

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him whathad happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"

Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again lor!"

Cheryl. ;D

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

funny - 小学生造句 sent to me from Chen Qiu.

1.题目: 原来

小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边...........一边............ ..

小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.

老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3. 题目: 其中

小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师评语 : 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....

小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。

老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5.?}目: 你看

小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句

例题: 你 (唱歌) 我( 跳舞)

小朋友写: 你(好吗 ) 我 (很好)

老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句

例题: 别人都夸我 ( ),其实我( )

小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ) ,其实我( 是戴面具的) 。

老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..

小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗 ...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目: 陆陆续续

小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10. 题目: 皮开肉绽

小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!

老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11. 题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。

小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。

老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的…

小朋友写 : 欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目 : 谢谢....因为......

小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目 : 难过

小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过 ......

14. 题目: 天才

小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.?}目: 一 … 便…

小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。

还有一??更瞎的 …

小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。

老师评语: 造句不要乱造 ...

16. ?}目: 又.....又.....

小朋友?? : 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语:你妈妈 ......是怪物吗?

17 果然

上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水

老师 :这是词组,不能分开造句。

小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!

老师:…………

18 瓜分

小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非

老师:小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃

小朋友:好吃个屁

老师:………

20 况且

小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....

老师:………

Hey guys, I found this joke my brother sent to me.

For your reading pleasure....................................

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Hey guys! Almost 2 weeks of the holiday is over liao.. :( Gosh, that's like what, half? How time flies! Hope all of you have made good use of the past 2 weeks! For those who went for holidays, hope you guys feeling fine! As you know, Singapore's cases of H1N1(Influenza A) has increased to like, 18. That's a lot.. :( So, hope you guys will stay healthy~! ((: Btw, don't you find our class blog rather dead? I'll go find some jokes from my email or something to post, okay? Bye! Seeya guys in school on the 22nd!

Cheers!
Cheryl.

PS Can those who know the class blog password post some stuffs? Thanks!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Hey there everyone! Cheryl here!

Enjoying your June holidays? Hope all's fine for you! Remember to study hard and play hard during this holiday! And stay healthy too! :D So you can have lots of fun! ;D Bye~!

Cheers!

Cheryl.

HELLO (:
Welcome to 6 Grace '09's blog

Some groundrules to be set !
#1: TAG. With your BIG and beautiful names, of course(:
#2: Don't spam, we alr make loads of noise :D
#4: Keep negative comments to yourself, nobody really cares what you think(:
#5: If you hate our class, you can get lost

Enjoy your stay eh! (:

6 Grace sincerely ,
Thankyous (:
PEACE OUT !

Mdm Pauline Goh/Mrs Nathan, Form 'cher
Ms Koh Meow Koon, Maths 'cher
Ms Lim Yen Pin 林老师/Mdm Chee Poh Lai 钱老师, CL Grp 1 'cher
Mr Chan Kian Keong 曾老师, CL Grp 2 'cher
Ms Lee Pei Shan 李老师, CL Grp 3 'cher
Mdm Halimaton, ML Grp 1 'cher
Mrs Ravi, TL 'cher
Mdm Suriyani, Science 'cher
Mdm Ong, Music 'cher
Mrs Nathan, SEL 'cher
Ms Yap, PE 'cher

Not so lady-like girls

Belva - Anderson Sec; Infocomm Club
Cheryl - Raffles Girls'; Chinese Orchestra
Rei Yin - Chung Cheung High; Wushu
Eunice - Xinmin Sec; Guzheng
Jasmin - NUS High; Badminton
Xin Ying - Zhonghua Sec; Band
Laura - Singapore Chinese Girls;
Pei Yu - Anderson Sec; Table Tennis
Yi Ling - St. Nicholas Girls'; Art Club
Kalyanni - Anderson Sec; Girl Guides
Madeline - Anderson Sec; Girl Guides
Jie Lin - Raffles Girls'; Guitar Ensemble
Sylvia - Xinmin Sec; Band
Lydia - Ang Mo Kio Sec; Athletics
Kai Lin - Anderson Sec;

Not-So gentle-men

Hakeem - Victoria School;
Aidan - Presbyterian High;
Fu Yang - Hwa Chong;
Mervyn - Hwa Chong;
Zachary - Victoria School; Athletics
Damian - Xinmin Sec; Media Club Photography
Eugene -
Wei How - Nan Chiau High;
Kirk - Nan Chiau High; Table Tennis
Paul - Catholic High;
Hai Bin - Xinmin Sec; Boys' Brigade
James - Dunman High; Choir
Jun Jie - Hwa Chong;
Lok Heng - Xinmin Sec; Volleyball
Lawrence - Nan Chiau High;
Jun Rong - Xinmin Sec; Guzheng
Ernest - Raffles Institution; Military Band
Melvin - Pei Hwa Sec; ODAC
Azhar - Holy Innocents';
Hong Kai - Dunman High;
Zheng Xiu - Xinmin Sec; Media Club AVA
Bing Tao - Bowen Sec; Table Tennis
Chen Qiu - Dunman High;
Qin Fang - Nan Chiau High;
Glenn - Dunman High;

US.
Chen Qiu
Cheryl
Damian
Ernest
Eunice
James
Jie Lin
Lok Heng
Lydia
Pei Yu
Rei Yin
Sylvia

THEM.
six one '08
six two '08
six three '08
six four '08
six five '08
six diligence '09
six hope'09
six innovation'09
six kindness'09

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I chose this song, as I hope 6Grace will be keep in touch FOREVER, and we will NEVER say byebye;D

Bye Bye lyrics